smooth like greasy satin

Got my morning going like a nitro boost to the engine. Song was a perfect match to this style and storyline; somehow, even a downward spiral becomes fun. Alf at the end was the finishing touch - 10 points for style.

score table as icing

Great fun, though my s.o. poked me for flinging it. All it needs is some sort of score comparison table, like "15000: well flung!".